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muhammad hafiz bin my father. Biskot
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Tuesday, December 22, 2009, 3:30 AM
AMEK KAU! TAKE YOU!
minta-minta kerja lepak ehh? pagi buta kena antar masuk lorry stack bag mcm susun buku! berat nak mampos macam dalam simpan sang nila utama punya emas! berabok mcm kedai carpet arab! orang kapal antar bag atas conveyor senget benget mcm gigi nenek dia! tanak kasi gap macam kita ni pakai heelies bole slide sana sini..da tu takpe. dia sound kita dari keselamatan pintu kapal dia 'if tired go home sleep la' skarang itu captain kapal da dalam intensive care unit. next week dia interview kerja batam-fast Monday, December 21, 2009, 7:18 AM
say ooh! la-la!
![]() why is this slimy tak berus gigi mouthed lizard on my blog? because he and his matreps kampong decided to chase after me in my nightmare yesterday night i am not kidding haha. me and my friend looking down a slope of rocks. then bawah ada air tau. skali monitor lizard la i nampak. cakap kat kawan suroh tgk. then they semua keluar la. like berpuluh-puluh semua hitam. ini outer space punya so i lari la. then sambil2 lari cui blakang. wah dia dekat gila sey. tapi kelakar tau. tengah lari2 kan i tgh busy kopek otah-otah nak buang kat dia kasi dia makan. lepas tu macam sial. nampak dua perempuan lawa tau kat depan jambatan. then i cakap 'eh nak bilang dia tak ada monitor lizard tgh datang sini' then kita agree la takot dorg kena makan. hahaha! then lepas tu ada apek nak saman kita hisap rokok kat no smoking area tau. wah itu lagi gabrah. matikan rokok senyap-senyap kat tepi nak seal. HAHA! then apek kata 'no la. just kidding' then dia jalan. ini kalau betol2 ada apek mcm ni, da lama kena sula. tak tau la macam mana bole kena mimpi macam gini besok pukul empat pagi kerja kapal. atau dalam bahasa bawah block 'musibot lagi 3 jam binawey kudakepang btol' minta-minta la kerja lepak besok. okay babai Tuesday, December 15, 2009, 1:04 AM
tomorrow tomorrow.
![]() many things happened this pass few weeks. and to start things off, i am no longer nineteen. now im twenty. i dont know where that number brings me to but knowing i have it is a start, aha. a whole lot of people got older actually. lets toast to 'wisdom' and 'longevity' wah maciam pill batin cina nyer advertisment la masturina ahmad and rakoon rakeb came down to my block that night. we are slowly moving away and off-course from the whole 'surprise present' thing. we now give specific details on our expected gifts. and two hours later its under your block, sometimes its better that way. so happy birthday its the holidays by the way. sixteen weeks of classes takes a break. breaks are nice. so im officially unoccupied. kind souls take me out. sath and ruina costa said we're going seletar airbase again saturday for spicy chicken wings. i only had level one the last time ZOUKOUT was good. i wasnt good. which means i was bad. hahaha translate it however you want. mas and me went joget tektonik at stage one. after kop-ping a whole lot of chuppa chupps we left to tapau breakfast and then back to our hotel room. haha literally the pitbull song. had our meal and poof they went to sleep while i stayed awake watching some cook show. after which i gave up also zZzZz then news came. afiqhizami ghazali. my friend. lost his life on the road. no one deserved his life to end that way. to end that soon. no one deserved to have lost you. all we were left with was pictures of you on the front pages. i pray for you. we'll pray for you. al-fateha Friday, November 6, 2009, 11:45 PM
lets hear it for new yor-or-or-ork
that was the party on halloween night. celebrating lyana's 24th birthday. and a night it was. lols so after that we headed to supper club. I had no intentions of clubbing that night actually but persuasions got to my head. and so i woke up at 9am from the carpetted floor of the room. oh and someone gave me a blanket. who eh? thank you! then i was late for breakfast with aunts family and parents. but they picked me up at chinatown. heh heh actually that was like few weeks ago. now then say. if you ask me what happened last few weeks. i had my kayak capsive drill for life saving module. kental chicken mcnugget 12 piece. no hal. had zip line and high elements at sarimbun camp. that one lagi kental chicken mcnugget 24 piece. then two understanding tests just passed. three more for ut1. this one abit knnbccb. let it pass quickly last night was puas hati lepak night. met the whole lot at block jo first. then go asha eat supper. go home switch on laptop. the reflection journal page on the screen already know! i put my head on my pillow and sleep. screen still showing the page. perangai kerja malam bawak taxi eh got one hindustan movie playing on vasantham. fucking nice story line. i want to watch to see the ending. if it ends like crap i can start cursing the tv Monday, October 26, 2009, 8:16 AM
play eyes!
to the cina girl baju belang2 merah yang main mata ngan aku at simpang bedok on sunday night! you not happy or happy come meet me! ask my number! dont stare-stare! i stress you know drink my tea people see-see. menyampah la ichey padahal suka. kui kui kui kui Saturday, October 24, 2009, 3:55 AM
c.a.r.o.l.i.n.e.
last night was a ghetto night. big boss made a barbeque pit for her workers. and the rest is pretty much predictable. headed home at 6am plus eh by the way. i have this idea of cutting my davos up. make them into florida. project runway style. maybe it would work. and i wanna cut another pair of jeans up. hands itchy already. later sit at corridor la with knife and scissors. if apek stare i cut the apek pants ohh and the picture was in a johor taxi. random trip to city square and angsana with the guys. everybody stocked up on rayban wayfarers. rang ben la what rayban. haha. then sit at marybrown the swing. eat dono what la. see mat johor break dance. freshxz and you know how they say that the smiley is cool but irritating. thats exactly what it is. tak lama aku bukak juga. eh da la. nak cari gunting Tuesday, October 6, 2009, 7:21 AM
all the ladies or older ladies?
that was my powerpoint slide on 'about me' to the outdoor leadership class. i think my groupmate saw my work and she offered to pretty up mine. haha. put picture for me. michael jackson picture. thank you sexy voiceso far so good actually. actually not very far also. only two days passed. haha. just now was environmental education and i came up with this super bombastically deep quote for the day. it was about saving the earth and over consumption of natural resources. mine was " we run everyday. one day the track's gonna come to an end. we should learn to walk " wah i see what i type also i got to think myself. what nonsense i type also. but come up myself okay. not google one know. i potential A student mahh and wahlao next week two days straight must make my way to bukit timah dairy farm for lesson eh? on monday and tuesday. gila. ask me take bus. better still hand out kickscooters right. go kick until bukit timah. or ask them hire bomoh ask do jin-trick one clap the whole class appear at bukit timah lastly. i need to find a new friend. no one seems to walk home with me. siapa tinggal bedok. sila hubungi saya setelah tamat sekolah. |